Sunday, July 24, 2011

Top Guns Take Flight in Dallas City Playoffs


 
Ice-pick was the Iceman and Top Gun this weekend, taking the 4.5 City title.   Word on the street was that Joel was having his team practice nothing but Komen 10 –point tie-breakers, knowing that 4.5 would come down to that, separating the boys from the men.  The payoff couldn’t have been any sweeter.  HP wins 4 out of 4 breakers in the finals to take the title from Royal Oaks.  They defied the odds and took 5 out of 6 breakers for the weekend, showing they had nerves of steel and that hard work pays off.  This is one talented squad of aces, and should represent Dallas well at Sectionals.

Nice job Ice-pick.


In  4.0 land, it was Maverick (aka Arcaria) who first had to out ace Jester (aka Sisk) in their flight show down.   What looked like would be a nasty dog-fight turned into a routine drill for Lifetime who gunned down both singles.   These weren’t ordinary wins, but rather beat downs of the mighty Flora and the once feared Yaramenko.   Arcaria better hope the rating gods play favor to his self-rate and he can keep him for Sectionals.   Corcoran and Zachary get beat by fellow teammate Conan the barbarian, and Maverick walks away with a 4-1 win. 
What would appear on the surface to be a nail-biting showdown for the finals with Lifetime and HP Bob, it was anything but that.  Let’s just say it was interesting.   While I like the fact that 2 teams from Dallas typically go to Sectionals in 4.0, it tends to steal from the drama for the claim to City title.  Both teams wanting to protect self-rates, throw in the benches and have the oddest line up for City I have seen in some time.   (Well, maybe it has been only a year since BMO ungraciously “retired” at match point last year to take the easier flight the Wild Card was dealt.)
We still do not know who Viper (aka Somabut) has hidden in his squad of self-rates, but from the looks of things, I didn’t see anything unusual that makes me believe he has 2 singles ringers at hand.  He still relied on Kargel for one of his lines, but he most likely knew he wasn’t going to be challenged all weekend.   I guess we won’t know until Sectionals.  The question is, who got the easier path, the City Champs or the Wild Card.  Only Bob knows!!   

Anyhow, credit to Lifetime for getting past GTC to claim the title.


In the lower squadron of players but still not unnoticed, it was Commander Tom “Stinger” Jordan (aka Bender) who took top gun awards at the 3.5 level.  Having to duke it out with Sisk again, Bender prevailed again.  Like the 4.0 level, both teams get to go to Sectionals so all the cards aren’t on the table as to what both teams have, but my feeling is Bender is “jonesing” for not being at a National event for the past 10 months.  Looks like Sisk had another tough day at the office.

Well there you have it, the wrap up of the Dallas City Playoffs.  Congratulations to all the Top Gun Winners.  Go represent our city well in Sectionals!!
CF

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Who Wears the 4.5 Crown this weekend?

Well, well, with the Cities coming up this weekend, I have to say there were some surprises at the QT. T Bar M, who managed to SQUEEEEAK into the QT comes out the winner!!! - And how did they do it? By having 4 3rd set tie breakers against Noel and coming up the winner at 3-2. Wow! What an exciting match!!! I understand it came down to the last 2 lines played in that match and both final lines for both teams (Modic AND Noel) were match point down and both teams came back and took victory from defeat!!! The result ended up with a 3-2 win (the Hard Way in Table Craps speak) for T Bar M.

QT summary said we now have the cities upon us, where we seem to have some pretty good teams out there. A little bird told me that there are some surprises in store, and that HP might not be the shoe-in that everyone thinks!!! On a COMPLETELY side note as I am looking up players, - who the Hell is Max Stevens (an Open player). ANYBODY that can beat Johan Mudsam 6-0 6-0 has to be a pretty exciting player to watch!!! Okay, where was I? Back to 4.5...

T Bar M - Not really liking their schedule. They come out against Royal Oaks, and then have to come and play HP that same day (and btw, it's going to be HOT!). So having to decide which singles guys to rest to prepare for the toughest match in the heat of the day against HP does not bode well for TBarM. That seems to be a slippery slope.

Oak Creek - It can be nice playing the hardest team on paper the first round, because it is easy to get looked past and you know you can go 5 lines strong as your "must win" match is your first match. Unfortunately for OC, HP is so depth laden, that they can play 8 guys in the morning, and play a completely different 8 guys in the afternoon and not really have a drop off in talent.

Royal Oaks - Not really tested, IMO in flight B. Bartlett, who lost to RO 3-2 during the regular season was run over and destroyed in the QT. That does not sit well with me. Rothwell is going to have to do the Captain dance a little bit, as he will want to get his guys warmed up but not too over worked for the big match at 7/24 at 11 am.

I have always felt that captain's have over estimated needing to rest guys too much in playoffs, as having a good match or two under your belt really helps with the playoff jitters.

HP That's all you really need to say about them.

GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN!!! AND HAVE FUN!!!

Friday, July 15, 2011

2011 Early Season Ratings




How do I appeal my rating down? Click here for the official online appeal form. You will be asked to 'register' for a team. Put in your USTA number along with the team number 0000713237 for women or 0000713236 for men. You will get a note that your rating is too high for the team entered and will see the option to appeal your rating. When you do appeal, the system will immediately determine whether you are within the allowable range. If your appeal is granted, it will be automatically and immediately changed. If denied, then your appeal cannot be granted. 

Start Appealing You Pussies!!!!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Too Predictable


Almost with as much certainty you can say that Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic will make the semis of most Grand Slams, you can say that City Playoffs will come down to Somabut, Sisk, and Arcaria.

Lucky Thunder summized it all in his April 3 post which got a whopping 8 comments.  But he predicted the season with pinpoint accuracy except for Flight E which has Oak Creek Bogle taking 2nd spot in place of the Village.

It is amazing to me that 4.0 has become sooo predictable that our fearless blogger can call 1st place and 2nd place of each flight before the season even begins.   But this is what 4.0 has come to; a quagmire of players with the most talented easily rising to the surface and sticking out like a sore thumb.

There is no going out on a limb to make a call as to what the results of City Playoffs will be.  But I will go ahead and make my calls, which to me, is blatantly obvious, but will hopefully stir the pot and get some of you out there to liven up this blog and get some trash talking going before the showdown begins.

Rather than taking a “bottom-up” approach and call which teams end up in which flight (since Jane and John are smoking peyote and it is anyone’s guess), I will take a Top-down approach and call give you your 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners.  This is so easy, it isn’t fair.

City Champs – Team Somabut—
He has the talent, depth, and the unknown of the self-rates.  His talent level is deep and I just don’t see who is going to challenge him.  While he was in a fairly easy flight, his wins were uncontested and convincing, winning all matches either 5-0 or 4-1.  He beat their 2nd place team in their flight, Greenhill, 5-0.  With a roster of 23 and getting each player 2-3 matches, he never had to rely on any single set of players week in and week out.  He managed a flawless season playing his whole roster.  As far as singles, Kargel is the only player who played with any regularity, followed by Abercrombie.  Kargel was an Appeal, but no past record to be overly concerned with.   My guess is his singles players are self-rates who were hidden in the roster playing doubles regular season.  When playoffs come, and he plays his top horses together when he needs them, he easily walks away the winner.

Runner up and Wild Card to Sectionals – Team Arcaria
I at first battled with who will take 2nd, Sisk or Arcaria.  I assume both of these teams will be in the same flight, and fighting each other to take on Somabut in the finals.  Sisk relies on what he thinks are “shoe-in” singles with Flora and Zackary.  I agree, Flora will beat most, but Zackary is fallible –having 3 matches going to 3 sets and losing 2 of the 3.  He can be beat.   On the flip side, I compare this with Arcaria’s roster.  He had Glasgow and Gerber playing singles most of the regular season, with Alfonso Muriel and Kent Gray playing a few matches.   Alfonso is a self-rate so  I assume he is a ringer.  Gray went 3 sets with Boozer from Fretz which puts doubt in my head on him being a ringer.  Glasgow has game, but I can’t see him pushing that weight in 3 sets in 105 degrees come mid-July.  Arcaria must be hiding someone but I just don’t see who it is.  The only unknown is Tyler Flemming, and  I don’t think he is it.  So with proper match ups, they split singles.

So now I look at doubles.   – Sisk has Caceras, Cocoran, and Pace, but I am reaching to find the others.  While Arcaria doesn’t have the powerhouse players he had last Spring, I still think he has better all-around doubles players to get 2 lines from Sisk IF properly matched-up.   I give team Arcaria the edge, but easily could be wrong.

The Dark Horse –  Team Pearlman
As I continue down the flights of players and look throughout the roster, I can’t help to be impressed with Brookhaven Pearlman.  Boccara and Arenas both went udefeated, although I can’t say they were tested with the best, but still impressive.  Most impressive is the depth of Pearlman’s doubles and I think it would be foolish to count them out.  I believe they easily can take 2 lines from any team they go against, so it would come down to their singles.  If match up properly against Sisk with Flora/Zackary, I could see them providing the upset.  Same with Arcaria.  He only has Alfonso as his shoe-in.  Pearlman could be the spoiler of the whole event, and I can easily see him taking 2nd place away from Sisk or Acaria.

Not surprised if last – No offense Carey.  You did a great job calling the season in April, but I just don’t see the strength in your team this year.  I could be wrong, but none of your wins were convincing and there is too much tougher competition out there, I just don’t see you placing. 

QT – Battle between Greenhill and Canyon Creek.  Regardless of the winner, they fight Bazan for last place in the City.    

OK  That is my assessment.  Prove me wrong and let’s here the smack talk.  Who’s got the Shit to go out there and win this thing and beat Somabut ???


Friday, June 17, 2011

4.5 Update - How Things change

Flight A - Once again, we have a cat fight here for #2. I think I will stick with my opinion that this was the toughest flight due to 2 weeks left and 4 teams competing for the last playoff spot in the flight! JCC is technically in the catbird seat, with 3 wins up and two of the easier matches for the last 2 weeks. Not away to gear up for QT as I would want my harder matches last, but if they don't get 5-0 wins this week and next week, they could find themselves behind to whomever won the Garland/TBar unreported slug fest!!! (TBar is 4 wins behind them with the Garland match...AGAIN...unreported. - Must of been a rainout).

Hard to believe the QT winner might come down to whom can beat up on the lesser teams in the flight over the next 2 weeks. Collin County and LB Houston have got to be pretty unhappy that even though they have a combined 1 team win, the matches they play over the next 2 weeks greatly impact the playoffs. woh woh wohhhhh.

Flight B - Well well well. We have surprises here. Of course RO wins the flight, but low and behold, who would of thought that Mr. Bartlett and The Beatles would be in control of QT in Flight B? Not I sure. Especially after having such a crappy Fall showing. How could this happen? Is Bartlett giving pep talks before matches to rally the boys? Maybe we need to do checks for HGH on that team? I think I noticed that Bobby Smith hat size has grown about 3 sizes since last year, could he be on "the juice"? All I know is something is going on here, cause here they are solidly in the playoffs.

Flight C - Another blog surprise with Oak Creek Herget in the driver's seat ahead of pre season favorites Noel & Rossouw. I don't get why Rossouw and Noel keep trying to snatch defeat from victory, but the generosity of both teams is unprecedented from my memory!!!! The playoffs start SUNDAY in this flight!!! Rossouw is favored by 2 lines with two weeks left. HOWEVER, the next 2 teams they play are ALSO fighting for a playoff spot and they are only up by 2 lines to BH / Harlee. A lot of sleepless nights for Rossouw over the next 2 weeks. Oh the humanity!!! Should Rossouw slip up we have .... HARLEE pushing hard for the QT spot! They play one team that is still in the the playoff hunt with Juhn. With a Noel loss to Rossouw and a Juhn win over Harlee, Juhn has an outside chance as well to make the playoffs. I would dig down further, to figure it all out, but, nah, I am feeling too lazy to dig all that up. I will let you propeller heads figure the If, then statements. Long story short. We also have 4 teams pushing for that last QT spot with a team that I never gave a chance sitting in 1st place.

Good Luck Gentlemen and have a fun week!